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Recipe for Confinement Loaf

Recipe for Confinement Loaf

Serves 2. Active time: 10 min. Cooking time: 55 days

Ingredients for Confinement Loaf

100 crumpled attestations

100 crumbs of the pages of the book you read too many times

2 squares of minced TP because that's all you have

10 used paper masks, thinly sliced

2 pairs of worn out rubber gloves, naturally shredded

a pinch of the hair you cut yourself

1 empty gel bottle, finely chopped

Mix all ingredients thoroughly in a large bowl. Form into a loaf with sore-from-clapping-chapped hands. Garnish with a cloth mask that needs disinfecting (since one of the suggested germ-killing options is putting them in the oven!).

Put the loaf in the oven at 60° C – the ideal temp for that mask. Let cook for 55 days, then on May 11, sprinkle on as many hashtags as you can find, take a photo and post on Instagram before gleefully dumping this unpalatable loaf in the trash!

PS: Can also be made …

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